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i beheaded a "strong woman" today, and it felt good to slice her head off with my masculinity. i kissed a girl, and i liked it...but i hit a girl, and i liked it more. okay, seriously, this "strong woman" wasn't physically strong, nor would she have been able to do "anything a man can do" with THOSE shoulders (not to mention every other physical characteristic of the shorter/smaller/weaker gender), but it still felt good to behead her in the ever-so-sexist surroundings of the cranberry township cvs drug-store. does "cvs" stand for "condoning vaginal sexism" or something?

i am used to seeing a plethora of egg-bleeding vaginas working in the prescription-department of this drug-store in western pennsylvania. by "plethora," i mean that, for many years, there has always seemed to be four to six members of the little/lackluster/milk-spouting gender working there - alongside NO MEN AT ALL. zero men. it felt so good to lay my hands on the cut-out of the little woman, fold her head down like she'd been beheaded, and continue on my way. the songs i hear in this drug-store (as well as in wal-mart and a plethora of other stores) are all sung by members of the pipsqueak-gender. when i walk down any aisle of the cvs drug-store in cranberry township, it is impossible not to pass a picture of a vagina in a doctor's suit. it is sexism not to represent man-doctors, but it's also as much a denial of reality as the female soldier is. i mean, do vaginas graduate from medical-school because less is required of them, because i know for a fact that little females become soldiers only because they aren't held to the same standards as men.

this sexism at the cvs drug-store in cranberry township, pennsylvania, must stop. i'm tired of holding my ears shut so that i don't hear the vagina-sexism that plays non-stop on the sound-system. i'm tired of dealing with the "strong women" who need a sexist law entitled "violence against women" to defend themselves from the bigger gender. it's like curves fitness-centers - "if you can't beat 'em, ban 'em". the "violence against women" laws give members of the lesser gender a false sense of security, because if their frail-and-insufficient existences are not raped or beaten as much ever since the law had been introduced then it's not because the physical insufficiencies of all females' bodies are feared by men, it's only because the members of the bigger, taller, stronger gender do not confront vaginas out of fear of legal-repercussions. i'm here to remind the world that cvs - as well as every other sexist, vagina-preferring corporation in america - MUST hire members of the bigger, taller, braoder, stronger, hungrier, hornier gender.
dylan terreri, i
president, Risk Affirming Patriarchal Endeavors, llc

dylan terreri, i
www.thelessergender.com
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