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"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna
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i read a complaint on a website last night which was written by some member of the shorter/smaller/weaker/less hungry/less horny/slower gender. it was a plea to ban offensive bumper-stickers and make them illegal. now, if someone is enough of a busybody to care about and take the time to read what's on peoples' cars, then they have no right to complain if they're offended by what they themselves choose to look at long enough to be affected emotionally by it.

i, on the other hand, am only deaf in my right ear. i was outside of the meadows casino in pittsburgh, walking to my car, when i heard this egg-bleeder yelling and screaming at her husband. i'm sure it was either her husband or her boyfriend, seeing as they were in the same car. she was so loud that i heard her, even though no windows were rolled down.

"see something, say something," i thought, but what was i supposed to do? knock on the car-door and try to calm the egg-bleeder down? for all i knew, she was crazy and would have started abusing me with her language. digital underground had a lyric, "if you hit me then i'll hit you back," and i am here to say that no man should ever let females get away with verbal abuse just because "strong" (ahem) women are members of the shorter/smaller/weaker/less hungry/less horny/slower gender. whether physical or verbal, abuse is abuse, and a man should not get in trouble for hitting an abusive female who won't shut her mouth. females are already delusional enough to think that they can "do anything a man can do," in spite of shorter basketball-nets and lesser appetites and lesser military-requirements, and so it's time to punch the lie of gender-equality right in the face and out of every abusive female's mouth.

i have been affected emotionally by the milk-spouter who was bullying her man today, just as i had been affected emotionally in cranberry township by the egg-bleeder in home depot's outdoor-department who was bullying and degrading her man. i am a victim of secondhand spousal-abuse, and i'm not going to be silent anymore.

i am trying to start an international men's group, called Risk Affirming Patriarchal Endeavors, to combat abusive females. if abuse is abuse, and if a man feels threatened by an angry/loudmouth girl, he should be able to incapacitate her as a matter of self-defense. likewise, if someone says "i'm gonna kill the president," he would be taken seriously enough to be investigated. if someone threatens a total stranger online, he would be taken to federal court (and given probation, at least). if a crazy muslim (is that redundant?) approaches me and starts yelling and screaming at me in a language that i don't understand, and if i feel threatened, i would be able to send him to his 72 virgins.

if abuse is abuse, then it's time for men to start hitting verbally-abusive girls. or at least cutting their breasts off.

dylan terreri, i
"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna

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